Saturday, November 13, 2010

Well,, Marriage?.

Classic Wedding Jokes from Best Man Speeches

  1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  2. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  3. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
  4. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
  5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
  6. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
  7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
  8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't .
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
  9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

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